FOUR JOKES
November 27, 2005
Rap artist 50 Cent says he is a big fan of President Bush. This increases Bush's approval rating among African Americans to 1.
— JAY LENO
[P6: kept my ass from watching his movie too...]
Bush pardoned the White House turkey. Then he appointed it the new head of FEMA.
— LENO
[P6: Personally, I think all this turkey pardoning Bush does is nepotism.]
Congress stepped up the pressure on President Bush to come up with an exit strategy for Iraq. Today, Bush said, "I have an exit strategy — I'm leaving office in 2008."
— CONAN O'BRIEN
[P6: be still my beating heart...]
Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say [the administration] lied us into the war. I say fine, just lie us back out and we'll call it even.
— LENO
[P6: I can get with that.]
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