I think I already linked the story about the Blackface Halloween Party as the estimable John Hopkins University. Rad Geek People's daily posted the text of the invitation.
OMG RACIST officially invites you to this delightful gaiety in honor of the last day of October, held in the exquisite metropolis paradise that we affectionately refer to as the mother-f*cking ghetto, aka the hood or as I like to call it, the hiv pit.
Refreshments include Foie Gras, Belgian Caviar, and Cambodian Breast Milk.
Ornate antique bathtubs full of Evian and Perrier will be provided for your bathing pleasure.
Admission to this bonanza is contingent on appropriate accourtrement - regional clothing from our locale is recommended. These include, but are not limited to, fur coats, copious amounts of so-called bling bling ice ice grills, hoochie hoops, white Tee’s and Air Force Onez.
There will be special accolades to those attired in the most conniving and despicable outfits.
OMG RACIST would like you to know that he does not condone or advocate racism, fascism, communism, consumerism, capitalism, terrorism, organism(s), sexism, womanism, jism, or any other -ism’s. [P6: is this total bullshit or what?]
For the record, we would like to thank our founding fathers for incorporating the first amendment into the venerable Bill of Rights, and Johnnie L. Cochran for being a true homie and getting Orenthal Simpson, commonly known as OJ, acquitted.
ps we STILL don’t discriminate against hoodrats, skig skags, or scallywops.
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