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New life for Ripple

Though I'd be more likely to use it with scotch or Irish whiskey. I've never even been tempted to pay hundreds of dollars for a bottle of wine but I have paid $80 or so for a 21 year old single malt.

Ultrasound machine 'turns cheap plonk into fine wine in 30 minutes'
An entrepreneur claims to have invented a machine that turns a cheap bottle of plonk into a vintage-tasting wine in a matter of minutes.
By Nick Britten
Last Updated: 3:01PM BST 01 Oct 2008

Inventor Casey Jones says the £350 gadget uses ultrasound technology to recreate the effects of decades of ageing by colliding alcohol molecules inside the bottle.

The Ultrasonic Wine Ager, which looks like an ordinary ice bucket, takes 30 minutes to work and has already been given the thumbs up by an English winemaker.

Mr Jones, 53, said: "This machine can take your run-of-the-mill £3.99 bottle of plonk and turn it into a finest bottle of vintage tasting like it costs hundreds.

"It works on any alcohol that tastes better aged, even a bottle of paintstripper whisky can taste like an 8-year-aged single malt.

"The look and bouquet of the drink is improved and because of the chemical changes, the alcohol is easier to absorb by the kidneys and therefore, hangovers are virtually eliminated.

"I have even tried it with orange juice after I saw a similar device being used in the US. It didn't just make the juice taste fresher, it made it look brighter too."

 

so THAT'S what ripple is. i

so THAT'S what ripple is.

i can't imagine what wild irish rose (or red dagger for alabama readers) would taste like if it were actually REAL wine....

I'm going to get one of

I'm going to get one of these things and try it on damn near everything potable around the house.

You know, it's been proven you can filter cheap vodka into good vodka.

I like Wild Irish Rose as

I like Wild Irish Rose as is. Probably that one doggone ancestor from the auld sod... but I would try a few others in this newfangled contraption.

Ripple and Champale!!

I had an uncle who used to mix Ripple and Champale...

i remember going to

i remember going to tennessee state for homecoming, and having a nice ice cold bottle of thunderbird by my side.

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