Prometheus 6

...and you find an idiot. I would respond to Jesus' General with no fear of losing my dignity or of outing a total lack of of humor and intelligence.

My original email to him.

His reply and my response.

Dinesh D'Souza doesn't get the concept of quitting while you're...not as far behind as you could be.

Dear DD,

I hope it's ok to call you DD rather than Mr. D'Souza. I was touched by your concern about my possible drug use and am beginning to view you as a friend.

Your concern is unfounded. I do not use illegal drugs. In fact, the only drug I use regularly is a prescription medication called Oxycontin. I take it to relieve the pain I suffer from a pilonidal cyst (a big boil in the area of the, uh, "tailbone." It's a stress related disorder I acquired when I learned that Congress was considering reinstituting the draft. I understand that Rush Limbaugh suffers from the same affliction for similar reasons.