Prometheus 6

I saw a neon sign in a deli recently advertising something I though HAD to be a joke. But it wasn't. It sounded so gross, I'm linking a page of reviews before I even tell you what it is.

I guess you'd call it a mixed drink. Clamato...that's clam juice, the fluid extracted by crushing a rather slimy living being, mixed with tomato juice...and Budweiser beer. In one can. I think there's lime in it too, at least the neon sign had this greenish section. They call it Chelada, which I discover is short for Michelada. And I know folks get funky with their brewing; there a couple of Sam Adams varieties for which I keep a ten foot pole around that I use not to touch them.

But clam juice?

Is there a human on the planet that can make fresh clam juice and drink it? Why would you put that in beer? Even Budweiser.