Transfer this guy to the

Transfer this guy to the White House

When Ari Fleischer the White House desperately needs someone who can spin like a gyroscope.. I think they have a guy in Iraq they should have chosen instead of Scott McClellan, but I don't know his name. Check this, from a Reuters report I spotted on MSNBC.com:

BAGHDAD, July 22 — Widespread and sporadic gunfire crackled across Baghdad after dark on Tuesday as word spread that Saddam Hussein's feared and hated sons may have been killed in a gunbattle with U.S. troops.

…Much of it was Kalashnikov rifles, but Reuters correspondents also heard some machinegun bursts and small explosions. Tracer fire could be seen in the sky from several directions.

And when the reported ask for an explanation, they got the most creative piece of nonsense I have ever seen:

''It's celebration. People have heard about what happened,'' a U.S. military spokesman said.

Celebratory machinegun bursts?? Celebratory explosions?? Celebratory Tracer fire??

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*gasp*

hehhehhehhehhehhehheh…

I should get an audio blog for stuff like this. You need to hear how funny I think this is.

posted by Prometheus 6 at 7/24/2003 08:02:03 AM |

Posted by Prometheus 6 on July 24, 2003 - 3:02am :: Old Site Archive
 
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