Ketchup-eating Attack Monkeys should apologize to Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys
From the representative that brought you Hurricane Roshonda.
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 8:20 p.m. ET
WASHINGTON (AP) -- With America needing all the help it can get in Iraq, it's time to swallow our pride and give the French back their fries, a House lawmaker said in a letter to her colleagues.
House Republican leaders last March, angered by French opposition to U.S. plans to take military action against Iraq, ordered that all restaurants in the House replace the french fries on their menus with ``freedom fries.'' But now, said Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, we need to bring the French back to the table.
``President Bush is now urging that all parties put aside 'past bickering.' Delays in rebuilding international good will are costing Americans lives in Iraq, and billions of dollars to the American taxpayers,'' Lee wrote last week in a letter first reported by the congressional newspaper Roll Call. ``A symbolic start to that effort would be reinstating foods in the House cafeterias and dining halls and their traditional 'American' names -- french toast and french fries.''
