The Gods are insane
Prometheus is a Chaos God, which means I'm supposed to dish it out, not receive it. So when the American Philosophical Association publicizes a call for philosophical essays on the theme of the undead, it's time to go to bed.
Somehow it makes perfect sense that the crew actually calling for the papers is hosted on members.aol.com.
And thank you Crooked Timber for giving me an excuse to turn in early tonight.
