The most irrelevant post ever to appear here
Old heads only.
The other day I got a link to www.rime.org, the inheritor of the BBS network I used to hang on. Several free associations later I decided to google "bbs tagline." See, we used to use these offline readers like Qwkmail and EZ-Reader, that has like 60 characters available for a sig and as a result produced some of the tightest humor I've seen to this day. My favorite remains:
closely followed byAny lawyers in the house? BLAM! Any more?
Foolproofing assumes a finite number of fools.
I found a site that has all of them. Yes, all the taglines you saw back in the day.