Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, pal

Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 16, 2006 - 7:09am.
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Oh, you already thought of that.

Duke Exposed - new breaking scandal...

DURHAM, NC—Mere weeks after members of their university's lacrosse team were accused of sexually assaulting exotic dancers, ranking Duke polo and equestrian team members are downplaying rumors that they repeatedly engaged in acts of exotic sexual misconduct during the infamously out-of-control parties held at the team's off-campus barn.

"We've done nothing wrong, veterinarians will find no evidence—DNA or otherwise—showing that horses have been assaulted, and of course no charges have been filed," said senior Nat Hennerty, captain of Duke's equestrian squad and a two-time Most Valuable Rider, in a prepared statement to the press Tuesday. "I urge the media, the alumni, and the people of the community to remember that we at Duke are an elite university and disregard any obvious hearsay."

"Especially anything regarding suspicious bruises or abrasions suffered by the men of the team, allegations that certain horses have not been cantering normally as of late, or photos supposedly showing Duke student-athletes wearing nothing but English riding boots and engaged in sexual congress with tranquilized horses while whipping them with riding crops," Hennerty added.

While no formal accusations have been made, students claim the outrageous behavior of Duke's elite equestrian squad has become campus legend.

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Submitted by ptcruiser on April 16, 2006 - 10:06am.
This reads like a late April Fool's Day joke.
Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 16, 2006 - 10:35am.
I think it is...it just pisses me off anyway.

Rape jokes just ain't funny.
Submitted by ptcruiser on April 16, 2006 - 11:35am.
No, rape jokes aren't funny but these folks have a sense of humor that is vastly different from you and I. See, our fathers and grandfathers didn't think rape jokes were funny. Their fathers and grandfathers do. Their mothers tolerated it because they were getting paid (nice houses, clothes, cars etc.) and our mothers would not have done have done so because they knew the reality for black women. 
Submitted by allaboutgeorge on April 16, 2006 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 16, 2006 - 6:32pm.
Node's gone.

Guess I wasn't the only one that found it less than humorous.
Submitted by allaboutgeorge on April 17, 2006 - 7:59am.
No. It's still there. I just can't type.
Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 17, 2006 - 9:33am.
Okay. The node should be gone.

Sorry. I have a daughter. Rape just shuts down my sense of humor.